What I Predict NOT To Happen @ MacWorld

Posted by Chris
January 6, 2009

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Macworld has just began but the Philnote (could it catch on?) has just began so I thought I would say what won’t happen over the course of 2009 Macworld.

  1. MacWorld Newbies Will Not Refrain From Making A Mess In Their Pants


    2. Despite the fact that the almighty Steve Jobs is taking a sick day, the newbies to MacWorld will stall walk around looking starry-eyed as companies and people from across the macasphere appear to show their new inventions and innovations and as there are very few major companies their the tiny town will get its shine.

  2. iJustine Will Kiss Steve Jobs’ Feet

    3. Despite her love for the iGod, unless a surprise appearance happens, she will miss her chance to be able to finally meet her and we are all wishing she does, she even seems to have gone delusional as she seems to believe that a cardboard cut out of the man, is actually him. Let’s hope he does appear and one of our favourite geek gals can finally meet her maker :D .

  3. There Will Be An Attack Of The Clones


    4. Unlike Star Wars Episode II there will be no clones attacking from Psystar although it has been very much speculated. We know that those who want to spoil the mac by making it something that any old company can install on their beige box will not be attending Macworld and it will be the mac elite who turn up in their droves to support Phil on the stage. Phil Shall Not Know Anger. Nor Hatred. Only Love.

  4. Silence


    5. There will be no silence from some lady who doesn’t even believe that innovation and moving on should happen which I’m not even going to link to out of spite and immaturity. It is sad that Steve Jobs will not be attending MacWorld but still the fact that it will be the last keynote and that it is Phil that will be on stage means we should give him so much more support.

There are many more things that will be happening today at MacWorld and over the week and hopefully if you are there you will have an amazing time. For those unfortunate enough to be at home sitting refreshing Engadget at home upstairs.

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